? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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