I wish I could teleport
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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