They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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