He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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