Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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