plz talk dirty to me
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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