you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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