If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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