Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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