I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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