I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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