C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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