After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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