Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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