I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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