just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
