Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
false alarm. still invincible.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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