we're chasing vodka with high fives
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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