One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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