At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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