Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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