You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
