Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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