woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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