Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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