Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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