hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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