Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
