i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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