I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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