So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You ruined the universe
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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