Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You were trust falling into bushes
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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