You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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