I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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