Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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