I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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