why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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