the new term for farting is butt boxing.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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