honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
