Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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