If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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