like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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