5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Randomize
