You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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