I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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