My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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