I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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