:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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