I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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