Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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