Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I want to fling myself into the sun
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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