So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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