she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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